Oh, the Humiliation

Okay, I know that I'm behind on my tv, but I still need to write about this. One of the many reality shows that I adore is Family Jewels with Gene Simmons. I'm getting the chance to catch up on some old episodes and I can't believe how much I'm enjoying myself. There is no reason to like Gene Simmons - he prides himself on being an asshole - but within his family he manages to be just another bumbling guy trying to pretend that he's in charge. There is one family member that treats him as king - his dog Snippy. It's beautiful to see this cocky, arrogant rocker cuddle up with Snippy. In one episode, though, Snippy gets lost. It's horrible to see how upset he is but heartwarming to see what he goes through to look for Snippy. He spares no expense, even flying around in a helicopter looking. He brings in a local animal rescue organization who helps out, and they promise to continue the search so that Gene can put on a concert.

For whatever reason, Nick is separated from the family when he arrives at the concert, and he isn't able to get in. While I understand that this rent-a-cop has a shitty job that he's just trying to do, it's really pretty funny. Sergeant Security is surrounded by people vouching for this kid ... who happens to be surrounded by cameras for the reality tv show that he's on. I mean, come on - I'm sure that people try to tell you that they're "with the band" all the time, but how many of them can actually put together a camera crew in order to trick you? Rent-a-cop's stress is only added to when the animal rescue guy shows up with Snippy and wants to bring the dog into the arena. The fans are on Gene's side, though, and the animal dude is able to bust through the gates with Snippy and they go running towards Gene with Nick following suit. The predictably chubby security guard chases after them as they catch up to Gene, who is overjoyed. In his final humiliation, Mr. Rent-a-Cop escorts the family, including Snippy and the animal dude to the stage. I almost feel sorry for the clown.