Saturday, June 28, 2008

America's Dance Crew Crap

First of all, let me be very clear in saying that I am a huge fan of America's Best Dance Crew. Not only do I find it entertaining, I think that it's great that there are young people that are willing to devote themselves to being part of this. The bottom line is that the dedication dance requires determines a certain sort of lifestyle for its participants. Unfortunately, though, the show has taken a very definite stance on which cultures it will support and which cultures it will ridicule. I'm sure it's no surprise to you that they're working to bring down the white girls.

The group under attack right now is Sass Times 7, an all-girl group that dance together at Rutgers University. The girls are unbelievably talented, but they're too female and they're too white, so the judges have been ripping them apart. Now, I understand this coming from Lil Mama - her closest brush to talent was singing about lip gloss. Oh, wait, did I say talent? By talent I mean she must have managed to get into the bed of the right rapper. She's joined by Shane Sparks, who only compliments what he sees as sexy - and by sexy he means whichever girls whore it up the best. What I don't understand is why JC Chasez is so unbelievably stupid. He actually tore up the legitimate dancers from Rutgers, then commiserated with the pole dancers by telling them that nobody wants beautiful girls to do well. No, JC, nobody wants strippers to do well ... except you, apparently. I hereby denounce the fact that you were ever my favorite member of 'Nsync. I'm going to be going out to buy JT's latest album now ... goodbye.

Monday, June 9, 2008

I'm so over it, DeAnna!

The only thing that ever comes out of this girl's mouth is that she's "been there before." She "knows what the guys are going through." She's "been in their position." This is followed shortly by how much she was hurt by Brad, how he led her on, how she doesn't want to do that to anyone else, blah, blah, blah. Well, girl, if you're so over it, why do you keep bringing it up? I understand that 25 guys would want to be on tv, but what I can't understand is why 25 guys would line up to be the rebound. I guess that hurting and vulnerable girs are pretty easy, though, so that could totally be it.

On tonight's episode, the guys in "The Outhouse" decided to throw a little barbecue, complete with steaks, beer pong, and corn hole. Everyone's just kind of kicking back, and not a lot of guys are pissing all over each other trying to talk to DeAnna. Her response? She threw a hissy fit. Are you freakin' kidding me? Now, she was in a bad mood because Graham, in a rock star move, had declined to kiss her earlier, but she still had no excuse. She couldn't understand why Graham didn't want to just be another guy kissing her and she couldn't handle it when a few guys didn't pay close enough attention to her. Why do these guys want to date her? She's a drama queen and she's high maintenance in the worst way.

In all fairness, these guys aren't all ones that I'd care to spend time with. Jeremy reminds me of a certain ex-friend of mine in that he's all about appearances. This is totally a competitio to him. Sean is just a tool, flat out. Twilley is a clown - a likeable clown, but not a dateable clown. Graham is adorable, but I know that the reason I'm hot for him is because he's emotionally unavailable.

Whoever DeAnna ends up with, they should totally have another reality show together, because their fights will be way better than Chris and Adrianne's!