Ah, Bret Michaels, the amount of entertainment you bring me ... sigh ... yes, kids, it's time for Rock of Love 2. As you may remember from last season's reunion, Jes dumped Bret, telling him that he should have picked Heather. We all saw Heather's connection with Bret - I daresay they were adorable together. Instead of riding off into the sunset, though, Bret decided to try again with 20 new tartlets.
This show is the perfect example of the classic Texas expression, "She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet." Seriously, if you don't know what I'm talking about, take a look at some of these trashelorettes. Example one is Frenchie, who announced that she has had two boob jobs (the first one wasn't big enough for her liking) and has had her lips done. No shit she's had her lips done! She looks like a puffer fish. She's also abnormally skinny in that meth addict sort of way. And, come to think of it, I think that she has extensions in her hair. She's one scary bitch, so of course Bret kept her this round.
My initial favorite is Megan, a little hottie that you may recognize as the winner of Beauty and the Geek Season 3. Ironically, Megan won BAG 3 with her partner Scooter. I saw ironically because as the winner of the great social experiment, you would hope that she would have gained enough self-respect to not whore herself out on a show about an aging rocker looking for some pussy. But ... where would that leave people like myself who are hungry for trashy entertainment? So, what I really need to do is thank Megan, because she's going to deliver some of the best lines this season. For example, this week she was really drunk during her alone time, but she's almost positive that she had a good time. She also managed to make it through a whole 30 SECONDS of talking before sucking face with Bret. She is truly the picture of restraint.
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