Bite Me, Cover Girl

Big surprise - I'm completely disappointed by the finale of ANTM because they managed to select the two most vacuous models in ANTM history. As they narrowed down to three, I hadn't lost faith in my girl Tyra because Jenah was still in the running. Jenah is edgy and real, while her competitors Saleisha and Chantal are unremarkable - in their looks and their personalities. However, Jenah was eliminated because she wasn't "Cover Girl" enough. In a fitting final competition, they brought back Jaslene, the bubbleheaded winner of last cycle, to perform in the runway show with the final two. As I write this, I haven't even found out who wins. It doesn't matter - they're equally nauseating. As for Jenah not being Cover Girl enough - it's exactly why I don't buy their crappy drugstore makeup. I'm way too much woman.